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Toad = Told
Caughted = Caught
Mows = Myles
Snarkling = Snorkeling
Ideal = Idea
Shrimp = (Russ) Shimp
Salvage = Selvedge
Dill = Deal
LawIll = Loyal
Airdress = Address
Turpentine = Terrapin
Faar = Fire
Logger = Lager
Peanut Growley = Peanut Gallery
ErGuy = Uruguay
Gillette = Juliet
Atlasphere = Atmosphere
Carrant = Current
Shill = Shield
Asaylum = Asylum