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Toad = Told

Caughted = Caught

Mows = Myles

Snarkling = Snorkeling

Ideal = Idea

Shrimp = (Russ) Shimp

Salvage = Selvedge

Dill = Deal

LawIll = Loyal

Airdress = Address

Turpentine = Terrapin

Faar = Fire

Logger = Lager

Peanut Growley = Peanut Gallery

ErGuy = Uruguay

Gillette = Juliet

Atlasphere = Atmosphere

Carrant = Current

Shill = Shield

Asaylum = Asylum